oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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