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I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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