Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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