He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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