No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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