I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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