is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
wow bdsm is so cute
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