Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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