Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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