ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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