The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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