New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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