if i died would you start the facebook group?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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