Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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