'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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