Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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