...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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