A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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