I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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