plz talk dirty to me
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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