Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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