I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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