This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
love makes seman taste better
Life is so much better after having sex.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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