I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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