I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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