She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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