But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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