so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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