Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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