evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
love makes seman taste better
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Never joke about your clitoris.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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