I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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