why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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