one might say we're banned from that church
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize
