Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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