This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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