they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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