dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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