To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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