I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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