their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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