i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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