She said her name was "party"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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