do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
COCAINE IS GR8
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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