I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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