After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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