Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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