somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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