and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
what day is it and did you see me today?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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