HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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