She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
not ubering you a puppy
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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