Just cropdusted the office
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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