i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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