Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I stole a fireplace last night.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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