The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
In America we eat man semen.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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