my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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