my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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