I love black thongs
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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