whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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