if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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