i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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